I send you this greeting today as directed by the Bank of Belize.  Today is officially the Bank Holiday:  Christmas Day Observed.  So if you did it up right yesterday, it’s time to do it again.  Practice makes perfect.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Yesterday was a gorgeous day for lounging by the pool and drinking some Christmas cocktails.  Neighbors passed by with rum balls and cookies…a very nice holiday indeed.

Here is my favorite gift that I received this year.  Thanks Jamie.

I love a Swatch watch.  I’ve had a white/cartoon-y one for a few years and now, I have this new double wrap one for my small collection.  I plan to wear them both at the same time…as you can tell from my wardrobe that consists of elastic waist gym shorts and stretched out tanks, I am quite the trend setter.

And here is a picture of the strangest gift I received (thanks Denny and Lisa).

These things beg so many questions…first being…why?  How do they do it?  How do they get the nut out?  How do they get the condom in?  Who is the person with wood glue doing this?  How do you use a condom covered in nut shell shards?  Where can I buy these?  Why?

Lucky for all of us, there are many websites like www.condomnuts.com.  DANG!  I was just about to buy that domain name.

Merry Christmas and Happy Boxing Day.

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