SanPedroScoop is Starting a New Venture!

Happy Happy HAPPY April Fools Day 🙂 This is our annual April fools post. Surely you guys know I would NEVER use Papyrus font for my logo! Hope you had a great day.

Soooo many people visit Ambergris Caye and immediately think about moving to the island. Relocating to Belize…buying property and owning a business so they too can “live the dream”.  

It makes sense that one of the most common questions I’m asked is, “What type of business is needed most?” I’ve written a lot about this over the years, the last time being in 2021.

It’s a question I often discuss with Jeff as we go about our day-to-day lives. We’re busy with the camp at Cayo Frances and getting a new project off the ground, but at times, we discuss options for another job…a “side hustle”…something that could bring in a bit of needed income.

While a bar and restaurant are obviously the easiest ways to turn a profit, Jeff is reluctant to get back into the kitchen.

Golf cart on the road

Another golf cart rental company, desperately needed, is way too much of an initial investment for us.

Thankfully, living on the island for 17 years and writing about it nearly daily has offered some hard- earned insider insight. There IS a void in the services offered here that, after much consideration, the SanPedroScoop is ready to fill. I’m thrilled to officially announce SanPedroScoop Realty!

  • Ready to live the Ambergris Caye dream? Let’s chat! Contact: Rebecca

Most, when visiting, simply don’t realize that many places on the island – homes, condos, businesses, vacant lots strewn with trash, are on the market. Much of the island… most actually, is for SALE! Scoop Realty is here to help.

Launching a new business is NO easy task. There is a LOT of groundwork to be done. Realizing that you don’t get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression, we came up with a unique, eye-catching logo!

Printer toner and cardstock had to be sourced and then purchased. Finally, with business cards in hand, we were ready to go!

I don’t want to sell just property; I want to sell a life less ordinary. Are you ready to embrace it?

For those visiting the island for the first time, know that your first visit is often the BEST time to make a lifelong investment using all of your liquidity. Frustrated by sluggish 5% – 8% returns on your 401K? Let San Pedro Scoop Realty help you roll your retirement savings into a profitable investment here on Ambergris Caye. And for those of you who have not yet managed to visit the island, fear not! Purchasing property sight unseen is easier than you think! Let San Pedro Scoop Realty be your eyes and ears on the ground!

Look for our website to launch soon (in both English and Lorem Ipsum). In the meantime, we’re excited to give you a sneak peek at some of our opening listings!


Family-Friendly Home Site

Conveniently located 10.5 miles north of Ambergris Caye in the burgeoning Promised Land sub-division, seize this opportunity to set the tone for a vibrant, up-and-coming neighborhood in a very desirable new school district.

Nestled between the PUP and UDP quarries, this location offers an unparalleled choice for required fill material.  Let the sounds of island progress be your pre-dawn alarm to greet another day in paradise!

Lot size:  65’ X 120’ Listing price: USD $225,000

Crappy old lot with trash

NEW TO MARKET: Crystal Clear Water Front Property

Do you miss when Secret Beach was still a secret? Here’s your chance to own a PRIME waterfront lot, 3 miles north of the now wildly popular Secret Beach area. With clear blue water (no sargassum!) and fiery sunsets, come see what the west side of Ambergris has to offer.

This lot is 75’ X 100’ and enjoys 350’ of waterfront in total. Pick ANY side of the property to build your own dock.

South East property marker
North East Property Marker

The property is currently boat access only.

(Note: modest amounts of fill will be required to achieve suitable elevation to build. Upside potential is only bound by your imagination)

Listing price: USD $625,000

Turn-Key Business Opportunity

This is a RARE opportunity to own a complete turnkey business! Established in 2018, Big Dawg Beachside Sports Bar & Grill (locally, BDBSB&G) is not just an island favorite among locals and tourists – it is an island institution.

Marketing matierals
Logo, social media accounts and merch rights are negotiable

You too can enjoy the day-to-day rewards the previous 8 owners have embraced. Loyal staff, repeat clientele, fully stocked inventory and a 6-month lease all included. Owners are available to stay on for a 2-week transitional period.

Listing price: USD $149,000

That should get you started. Remember, I can be your San Pedro dream weaver – let Scoop Realty be your guide.

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  1. Wendel S. on April 1st, 2024 at 6:08 am

    Happy April Fool’s Day to you too! LOL!

    • Catherine Fox on April 1st, 2024 at 9:11 am

      Apparently an april food joke buy I scrolled thru it all again slowly and find no logo that reads April Fools

    • Scott Boyd on April 2nd, 2024 at 1:03 pm

      Why is land so expensive in Ambergris Caye?

      • San Pedro Scoop on April 3rd, 2024 at 9:55 am

        It is quite expensive but probably not as expensive as this April Fools post 🙂

  2. Gale on April 1st, 2024 at 7:47 am

    You’re joking, right❓ What Ambergris Caye REALLY needs is a Pilates Studio❗️

  3. Karolann on April 1st, 2024 at 8:09 am

    That was a very good one!!!!

  4. Jenna on April 1st, 2024 at 8:10 am

    I look forward to this every year! 😂

  5. Joan on April 1st, 2024 at 8:24 am

    You had me right up to the logo. You get me every year and it makes me smile!!!

    • Catherine Fox on April 1st, 2024 at 9:17 am

      April Fools (stupid auto correct) and BUT not buy. When I logo at the business card logo it just reads San pedro scoop realty and a palm tree. ??????

  6. Chris on April 1st, 2024 at 8:57 am

    You’re such a talented writer. Lorem Ipsum My favorite language. Happy April 1st.

  7. Catherine Fox on April 1st, 2024 at 9:07 am

    I got a bounce back on [email protected] please provide email

  8. Renee Deubner on April 1st, 2024 at 10:00 am

    🤣🤣🤣 You got me!

    • San Pedro Scoop on April 1st, 2024 at 4:36 pm

      Hoooray! I was raised to be on edge from dawn until midnight on April Fools. TRUST NO ONE!

  9. M. Anderson on April 1st, 2024 at 11:50 am

    Absolutely brilliant idea and execution! Really wish you could have done the golf cart rentals as well; an adaptation of your real estate logo would look swell on your fleet.

    • San Pedro Scoop on April 1st, 2024 at 4:36 pm

      I mean…yes!!!!!!!!! That log should be everywhere!!!

  10. nadi on April 1st, 2024 at 6:23 pm

    congratulations to you both. will you cover the mainland? if not will you have agents for the mainland properties. we are currently looking to purchase our second property but we want to see what the mainland has to offer.


  11. Billy Frank Thornton on April 1st, 2024 at 6:44 pm

    ,,,we need another tee-shirt shop.

    • San Pedro Scoop on April 3rd, 2024 at 9:55 am

      Now you’re thinking!

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