Sure I just attempted to lure you in with a cheap sex hook. But let’s all be honest about that book – I can’t comment on the movie…yet – creepy sadism and the older guy + teenaged girl thing just ain’t sexy.
And it seems like the movie critics agree. There are some hilarious reviews out there – “the movie is about as sexy as a root canal” and the movie is “domestic violence dressed up as erotica”. (Here are some more of the best worst reviews.) Ha.
Ready for my segue to Belize?
What IS sexy, and I noticed it yesterday afternoon while taking this picture, is a grey sky in Belize. 50 shades? 100 shades? Who cares…
As it says in that seriously crappy book – Belize makes “my very small inner goddess sway in a gentle victorious samba”.
Here are some of the many beautiful shades of Belize gray.
Swimming with nurse sharks at Hol Chan Marine Reserve.
Bubba the resident Wish Willy at Barrel Bar in San Pedro.
The harpy eagle, the world’s largest raptor, at the Belize Zoo.
A rescued baby manatee at WildTracks in Sarteneja.
I’m shameless. I know. Slogans wanted! Belize: We are WAY more sexy than a root canal. Belize: Making seaweed look sexy.
And please…if the critics are wrong about this movie, please let me know!
Ok, ok…I can give you a little something.