Living in Belize is fantastic. But it is a BIG adjustment when you move from another country…from the US or Canada. And while I’ve been here full time for 13 years now and it is my home, I learn something new pretty much every day. And I love that.
So, here’s my list of the top things I’ve learned in those 13 years. “Go Slow” is a fun vacation sign when you see it when you first visit – but it’s a solid piece of wisdom that I work on weekly…
Even more meaningful when it’s expanded upon.
Here are the 15 Things that I learned living in Belize.
1. Though English is the national language, most people don’t speak it at home or with friends – Belize is a small country – and the only one in Central America that is an ex-British colony. We are bordered by Spanish-speaking Guatemala to the west and south and Mexico to the north. While English is the official language and is the predominant language in all schools, at home, almost all Belizeans speak Kriol or Spanish. Some speak Garifuna or one of the Mayan languages.
Kriol is a language unto itself – and while it’s often described as a heavily accented, slang English, it has so many different words and phrases, it can take years for an outsider to pick up on all of its nuances.
Just wait until the first person asks you if you are bex.
2. Time has a different meaning – “Island time” is real. And it’s not carelessness or lack of respect, it’s both a “go slow” mentality and an actual system that sometimes everyone seems to know but me. Get to the bank and there is one teller (for some reason the other 8 desks are closed) and 25 people in front of you? Get in line…often you’ll get chatting with the other people in it. Invited to a birthday party that starts at 4 pm? Ask a Belizean for the real time people are going to show up. I’ve been the one arriving as the balloons are being delivered more than once.
3. Your Groceries are expensive – If you want to eat any imported items, it’s going to cost you. I think all of us do it when we first arrive. You try to shop and eat like you did back home…$15bzd boxes of cereal, grapes $12bzd/pound, $18bzd Doritos. All those things are delicious. But, man, there goes your budget.
Learn to eat like a Belizean. Rice, beans, chicken, flour, sugar, IN SEASON vegetables and fruit, are very reasonably priced. Or there is some DELICIOUS low priced food out there. Your pocketbook will thank you.
7. The Internet is getting better…slowly
Belize has long been known for having some of the slowest & most expensive Internet in the Western Hemisphere. (They don’t mention that in the tourist brochures…now do they?) But it is getting better. SO much better.
We just got 20MB internet installed by BTL this week! Sometimes it’s 20, sometimes it’s 10…but man…is it appreciated. Viva la Netflix!
That being said, you may head to a jungle location and find that the internet is spotty at best. Don’t expect 5G in Belize.
8. It Can Be Really Tough to Make Friends
There are lots of different factors at work here (a list within a list!) a. It’s harder to make friends as you get older b. Many of us live in tourist towns that are quite transient – people try it out for a few months or a year. Or snowbirds arrive just for a few months in the winter. c. there is a wide range of people here – people from all parts of the US and Canada…Belizeans…lots of different cultures at work.
Living in Belize isn’t for everyone – many people try it for a year or two and it’s not the right fit Volunteering, activities like group exercising, or Crossfit…all good places to meet people.
9. If you are “city folk” like me, you learn that cats and dogs have balls!
Well the male ones do – I’d honestly never seen them and clearly hadn’t given it much thought. Enough said.
10. The leading question when you meet someone is NOT “What do you do?”
When I lived in New York, what you did was who you are. If that’s the first thing I ask someone here, I almost feel like I’m attacking them…it seems like a very judgemental question. And one for much later in the conversation.
Maybe this one is projecting – “Wait…you can make money blogging?” 🙂
11. Buying an existing business does not mean that you are going to make money (no matter what the ad says.)
Turn Key! Positive cash flow! touts BusinessforSale.com. Where you live, would you just take that at face value? Would you buy anything (for more than about 50 bucks) sight unseen? Would you consult no one but the seller? Would you not stake yourself out at the business for a week or two and undercover check it out? The same rules exist here! Small business is small business. YOU are not going to revolutionize the bar scene in San Pedro. Trust me on this one.
And you are going to lose money if you think you are going to just unlock the door and then go lay on the beach. Small business means hard work anywhere. And if you are the 100th bar opening in town, you are not only going to have to work hard but you are going to need to differentiate yourself in some way.
12. Electricity and water are not guarantees…
Though what might be guaranteed is that power is going to blow on Christmas Eve, for at least a few hours. Sometimes we overload the system, sometimes, the Mexicans turn off our power supply on Ambergris Caye, sometimes, the water company is waiting for a part. It just happens.
13. Belize has seasons –
Belize…ahhhh Belize. You are picturing temperate days and sunny skies. And yes, that is true most of the time. But we do have seasons. We get some cold spells in the winter with nighttime temperatures dipping into the high 60s. Windy springs and HOT summers with rainy nights.
We also have mosquitos in those rainy times.
14. You are probably going to be awed by the view out your window or down your street every single day – and something unspeakably beautiful will hit you about once a week…if not more
This little country is packed with the most amazing beauty – from a drive thru the misty Maya Mountains to dolphins swimming by the reef to just the view in Central Park, I’m still shocked every day.
15. It’s pretty critical to be somewhat laid back and have a sense of humor – if you are an immigrant to this country, you have…well…a bit less pull. Sure, like everywhere, money talks but you are a visitor here – in a different country, a different culture. You need to go with the flow. If just that statements “go with the flow” or “easy does it” makes you cringe? Belize may not be your perfect fit.
I could go on. And I bet those who live here could too! Please feel free to comment below and add to the list…or let me know what you think of mine.
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